Introduction
Picture this: Texas. Scorching sun. Red dirt. And me—your average human—deciding to hike through the second-largest canyon in the U.S. Why? Because why not! That’s how my adventure to Palo Duro Canyon began. Spoiler alert: It was epic, with a side of sunburn.
The Arrival: Is this Mars or Texas?
Driving up to Palo Duro Canyon is like approaching the edge of another planet. One minute you’re cruising through flat farmland, the next you’re staring into a massive, colorful abyss. It’s Texas showing off, and let me tell you—it’s Instagram gold. Pro tip: Stop at the visitor center for the best initial views and get a map (not that I ever used it because…what’s the fun in that? But it’s cool as a souvenir).
Hiking: Let’s Talk About That Texas Heat
I had big dreams of hiking the second largest canyon in the US. Little did I know, the sun had other plans. Imagine hiking into an oven. Now add cacti, lizards, and a lot of sweat. Voila, Palo Duro! But let me assure you: Bring a hat, wear sunscreen, and carry water like your life depends on it (because it kinda does). I may or may not have had a minor “Why am I doing this?” moment halfway up the trail. But then I remembered the post-hike tacos waiting for me, and I powered through.
The Wildlife: Was That a Snake?
Palo Duro Canyon is home to an array of fascinating wildlife, though I didn’t have the luck of spotting many creatures on my visit—aside from a group of mule deer quietly grazing in the distance. But trust me, the canyon is teeming with life. Two endangered species, the elusive Palo Duro mouse and the Texas horned lizard, call this place home. Other notable residents include wild turkeys, white-tailed and mule deer, coyotes, bobcats, roadrunners (yes, like the one from the cartoons), and a variety of snakes and lizards. Just remember, if you visit, don’t feed the squirrels—they’re fearless!
The Views: Worth Every Drop of Sweat
Okay, let me be real with you—the trails are no joke. But when you finally make it to the top, it’s like you’re on top of the world. Those dramatic canyon views with layers of red, yellow, and white rock? Totally worth the hike (and the sunburn). If you’re into photography, you’ll be snapping away like a wannabe Ansel Adams.
The Exit: Survivor Mode Activated
After a full day of hiking, sweating, and pretending I was Indiana Jones, it was time to head out. But here’s the thing: you don’t just leave Palo Duro Canyon—you survive it. I walked out a little dustier, a little sunburned, but with stories (and blisters) to last a lifetime.
Final Thoughts: Would I Do It Again?
Absolutely. Palo Duro Canyon is a hidden gem that combines challenging hikes with awe-inspiring landscapes. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just someone who wants a good excuse to buy new hiking boots, this place delivers. Just remember: bring lots of water (!!!), a sense of humor, and a willingness to laugh at yourself (because trust me, you’ll trip on at least one rock).
Ready to tackle Palo Duro Canyon? Lace up those hiking boots, slather on the sunscreen, and embrace the adventure. Just don’t forget to pack some snacks for the post-hike victory dance.
And for those who are interested here is my YouTube video from that trip